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Posted: March 20th, 2011 | Author: admin | Filed under: | No Comments »

I specialize in inspired copy for sassy-savvy solopreneurs (say that five times fast!)

I think words are rad (always have, always will) — and copy doesn’t have to be boring. Reading should never feel like a chore. No way, Jose (or Josette). I like my copy crisp, concise, creative & tantalizing. Tasty, if you will. And that whole chore thing? My writing feels more like a roller coaster ride. Or the rush from your first open-mouthed kiss. Come on, you so know.

Real talk: I know you’re busy. But just because you’re crunched for time doesn’t mean your business has to suffer. Pardon my French, but hell naw! I offer professional and affordable killer copy sure to rev up your brand and get your customers salivating over you. (And hopefully, not on you. But if someone’s salivating on you, you probably don’t want them buying from you anyway, ya dig?)

I could very well be the writer girl you needs to spice up your sales pitch, tweet your way to the top or add some bravado to your blog. (And all at a price that won’t break the bank – holla!) Check me out!

 * EVERY COPYWRITING PROJECT WILL BEGIN WITH A SHORT QUESTIONNAIRE + A 20-MIN INTERVIEW OR PHONE CHAT IF DEEMED NECESSARY BY BOTH PARTIES. *

GHOSTWRITING FOR BLOGS:
I am a fashion, relationship and lifestyle ghostblogger extraordinaire. With over five years of professional blogging experience, I’m a total bloggeek who can can talk blog like Adele can belt out songs about douchebag exes. #Troof.

PRICE: $25 per post

DELECTABLE DESCRIPTIONS:
Can’t figure out why your fabulously-crafted products aren’t flying off the shelves (or the Interwebz) like super steamy hotcakes? I can hone in on your products hot spots and pen product descriptions tailored to your audience with clear, descriptive, captivating story telling. ‘Ooh’s’ and ‘ahh’s’ guaranteed.This can (or can not) include product naming, too! …I know, right?!

PRICE: NEGOTIABLE

E-MAIL NEWSLETTER SET-UP OR MAINTENANCE:
Are you hot-to-trot to get an e-mail list rolling, but aren’t sure where to start? First, you’re on the right track: An engaged following list is the missing piece in building your brand and garnering customers. I can whip up a super-memorable, on-point newsletter name, find you the perfect service provider and suggest the ideal types of content to make your fans go all happy-dance when they see your name in their inbox. Come on. Who doesn’t want their customers to do the happy-dance?

PRICE: NEGOTIABLE

SASSY SALES COPY:
Are you ready n’ rarin’ to release your product or service to the world, but terrified your sales copy will come off cheesy and your streetwise clientele will write you off as a total phony-face? Problem Solved. As a pop culture junkie and entertainment writer (it’s what I do by day, yo) with a psychology background, I can write sales copy that resonates with your tuned-in demographic, without losing the greatness of the work you do in fluff, sleaze or snark.

PRICE: $20/HR OR NEGOTIABLE

MIND BLOWIN’ BIO:
Fact: Your bio page is the most read page on your site. If you’re ready to put together a super slick online portfolio/website/blog that differentiates you from the online masses, I can tease out and put to paper your unique “brand story” and help attract the right people to your site like bees to honey, honey.

PRICE: $100

SOCIAL MEDIA:
social media campaigns, social media account set-up, social media copywriting, ongoing social media customer service

Don’t see what you need? Get in touch and we’ll talk more specifically about your project. I’m always down to help! Well, almost.

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